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  • Anonymous asked:

    Do you have any roommates aus or reasons why they’d move in together? Thank you for your time!

    Hi :)

    Here are all my roommates prompts: Roommates PromptsRoommates to lovers - Spending time togetherRoommate AUs.

    Reasons for roommates moving in together:

    • they want a bigger apartment, but they can’t afford it on their own, so they split the rent
    • one roommate left, so one person had to find a new one
    • the housing market is not looking good, so they have to move in together to get a place to live
    • they are part of the same programme that moved them into the apartment
    • the landlords only want couples in their house, so they fake being together to get the apartment

    Have fun!

    - Jana

    roommates to lovers prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱

    — “can i sleep in your room tonight? is that weird to ask?”

    — “you put a blanket over me when i was sleeping? what are we, an old married couple?”

    — “you need some real food. come sit, i made dinner.”

    — “i love you, i swear i do, but if you buy one more cushion for the sofa i’m moving out.”

    — “i’m not saying there’s anything wrong with going out for dinner, but our first date shouldn’t be something we’ve done together every night for the last two years.”

    — “please, stop brushing me off and just let me take care of you.”

    — “okay, we need to decide who’s bedroom it is that’s going to be ours from now on. i feel like i’m back in highschool, sneaking from one to the other every second night!”

    — “so, uh… how’d your date go?”

    — “your ex didn’t deserve you. anyone with sense would give you the love and respect you deserve, which is so much more than they did.”

    — “i’m sorry, about earlier. i didn’t know you had… company over.”

    — “i’m sorry i didn’t tell you sooner. i was just so scared of ruining our friendship, you know it means the world to me. you do.”

    — “thank you for looking after me last night.”

    — “you’re my best friend. there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for you, nothing at all.”

    — “i can’t remember a time where i didn’t know you. i’m not sure i want to, either.”

    — “look, i- i have to tell you something.”

    Anonymous asked:

    Roommates that are like a couple but are too dense to understand their feelings. And everyone is literally yelling at them that it's love. (Feel free to add a realization and drunk prompts that end in... More. I'd love to see this since you do amazing prompts! <3)

    parker-fics answered:

    OTP dialogue prompts pt. 31

    ROOMMATESSSSS!!! in love with the roommate trope. Actually the love of my life.

    • “Look it’s totally normal to love your roommate. We live together for christ sake!”
    • “Yeah we cuddle… so what? We can’t afford heating.”
    • “You like them.” “NO I DONT!”
    • “Hey babe- I MEAN A!”
    • “You guys are like an old married couple.”
    • “Kiss, kiss, kiss!”
    • “Oh look it’s mom and dad.”
    • “I really like your face. So happy I get to see it everyday.”
    • “You seemed sad so I baked cookies!”
    • “I covered your part of the rent this month because I know you lost your job. Don’t worry about it!”
    • “Let’s play truth or dare!” “You’re drunk aren’t you?”
    • “Bro, I have roommates and we are nothing like you guys are.”
    • “You guys don’t even have to worry if you’d live well together! Match made in heaven.”
    • “Woah… that’s a nice outfit. Where are you going?”
    • “Do you wanna watch movies and eat snacks? You look sad so I thought it would cheer you up.”
    • “Facemask time!”
    • “I might be too drunk right now… but you have the prettiest face I’ve ever seen.”
    • “It’s 2 am, what are you doing?” “Making food. What are you doing?” “Also making food.”
    • “We should have a party.”
    • “My friends all think we should date.”
    • “I don’t like them! We just work together really well and I know all their habits and they make me smile because- Oh my God.”
    • “We aren’t dating!” “We aren’t?”
    • “I’ve never seen two people so oblivous.”
    • “Look I live with them, of course I’m going to care about them.”
    • “We’re friends, okay?” “Sureeeee.”
    • “I know a couple when I see them.” “A couple of roommates.”
    • “We were forced to live together, why would I like them?” “Clearly you’ve never read fanfiction.”
    • “They get nightmares so we share a bed sometimes.”
    • “Hey I’m so sorry but I accidentally took your hoodie because I mixed up our laundry. Can I keep it though?”

    Roommates AU Masterpost

    Oh my god, they were roommates...

    The perfect compilation of prompt lists for your next roommates story!

    Roommates Prompts

    • There is a blackout in the whole building and now we stumble through our apartment, trying to find some candles.
    • We all want to save the planet, but maybe starting with recycling is a more reasonable idea than showering with your roommate to save water.
    • Game night is a very important event in our apartment and we just keep finding new ways to compete with each other.
    • We decided to deep-clean and declutter our entire apartment, can’t be too embarrassing what we find, right?
    • The landlord still hasn’t repaired the heater in our apartment and we’re already wearing several layers of clothes, we need to find other ways to keep warm.
    • Accidently ending a phone call with your roommate with a casual ‘I love you’ seems like a very good reason to move out.
    • I have work in the morning and I can’t sleep while you’re making music next door, composing love songs for your secret crush.
    • With a bunch of roommates, the mornings can really turn into HBO’s hit show Game of Toilets.
    • My alarm is loud enough so you can hear it through the wall, so when I don’t want to get up, you come over to turn it off and drag me out of bed.
    • The snow storm makes it impossible to go outside, so let’s build a blanket fort and spend the day in there.

    Roommates AUs

    • We’re both moving into the same apartment with a mutual friend of ours but we didn’t know each other and it’s dislike at first sight, but now we’ve got to live together,
    • There was a spider in my room and yes, you rescued it by putting it outside, but I still won’t sleep in this room tonight!,
    • Starting a friends with benefits relationship with your roommate quickly blurs some lines…,
    • We support different sports teams and I think we might went a little overboard with our competitiveness before the big game,​
    • You got yourself stuck in the bathroom again, I told you we need to call the caretaker to fix the lock on the door, why do you never listen, but yes, I’m getting a screwdriver,
    • There are love letters coming in the mail but with nothing written on the outside, not even a name, so I always give them to you, because I just assume they’re for you because I think I’ve seen you holding one of the envelopes before and you’re the kind of person that has a secret admirer, definitely not me…,
    • We just moved into a shared apartment and I find out you like to sing while doing your chores and I really like your voice,
    • I like cats but no one should love their fur balls as much as you do, but now there’s a storm outside and the cat’s not at home and you’re devasted so now we run through the rain, screaming for your cat,
    • I have no problem with sharing my Netflix account with you, but if you change my watch list one more time…

    Roommates to lovers - Spending time together

    • cooking at the same time, having to move around each other
    • having to meet up with the landlord you both dislike
    • seeing the other play a game and getting asked to join in
    • having to do some errands for the apartment that you have to do together
    • getting asked by the roommate’s friends to help throw a surprise party in your shared apartment
    • trying to not hit anything or each other, when there is a power outage and it’s way too dark
    • cleaning the apartment together and making a dance party out of it
    • helping the roommate with a clingy date who just doesn’t want to leave
    • realizing the other one is sick and bringing them tea and some food
    • painting the hallway together
    • doing laundry together or bringing it to a laundromat and waiting together
    • helping the roommate out by hiding some stuff their parents shouldn’t see, when they come by unannouncedthere is a defective smoke detector in the building and you have to leave the house until the fire department as cleared going back in as save
    • decorating the apartment together for a party or a holiday
    • making too much food and inviting the roommate to share it
    • one roommate locked themself out and now has to go to the other’s work place to get the key

    Roommates to Lovers Prompts

    • Person A keeps ending up in Person B’s bed. It’s just a matter of time until “drunken mistake” is no longer a believable excuse.
    • As roommates they always play online multi-player games together. People who play with them regularly together just assume that they are a couple.
    • Person A has been living abroad for a year and now moves back into the apartment they already used to share with Person B before they left. The one year apart seems to change a lot between the roommates.
    • While caring for Person B, who’s been sick for some time now, Person A slowly starts to shift from the mindset of a roommate to that of a more romantic partner.
    • Person A wants to make a photo album for Person B’s birthday and realizes while looking through the pictures that over time, they seem to look more and more like a couple.
    • After a trip to Ikea to get new furniture for the apartment, they soon realise that after successfully assembling a shelf without killing each other, they are basically ready for marriage.
    • Person A has this habit of not wearing a lot (or anything at all) to bed and it’s getting really awkward for Person B when they both end up going to the bathroom at night.
    • Person C wants to have their “and they were roommates” moment and tries to get roommates Person A and Person B together.

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    The Queen of Clubs, the bisexual pride knight! The Pride Knights playing cards are now available for pre-order here! ⚔️🌈

    AHCK THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

    All I'm saying is that some fics deserve to be movies. Like I need the edits, the controversy, the fanart, the obsession which will follow me like a shadow until I die, the fanfiction of the movie which was based on fanfiction in the first place-

    Me (and @b-vvitched you too girl? ) since @lightningandfireinmybones 's The Death of Peace of Mind entered my life. I've been reading fanfic since I was 15, now I'm almost 25 and still to this day it's one of the top fics I've read and also have interacted to such a big extent. @lightningandfireinmybones babe your work is phenomenal and lives in my head rent free. I wish i knew how to draw or edit so that i could find yet another way to express how much i love the world you have created. (Girl imagine the poor intimacy coordinator if tdopom or any other fic in your tdopom extended universe ever got created....i- ) Ily 💜

    To this love letter i'd like to add @sapphire-writes and Down in Flames. I need this to be a mini series ala Fleabag. I would be in the floor crying screaming throwing up! I'd buy your version of the Scriptures or whatever the script book is called you dont understand !!!

    To this list of future movie/series that i need in my life im adding @oneeyedvisenya and Dragonstone Hollow... If it were a show imagine the soundtrack, the cinematography, the locations, THE HORSIES!!!!! enough said.

    ALSO last but not in a million years lewst... me these past few months and @xxpeppermintxx109 's Green Lies Black Hearts. Thank GOD for mint's tiktok edits and all the gorgeous and unbelievably talented fanwork of @ellycup-of-tea, @v-delrey, @elysesium and @sapphicrhaegon and everyone else who I'm currently forgetting as im typing this. glbh is one for the history books undoubtedly and it wouldn't be possible without the care and the engagement from mint and from the lovely community they have created around glbh.

    All of these fics are amazing works of art, i could fangirl about them for HOURS but what mattes is once more the community that all of you have taken care to create, the welcoming and safe space you have and the freedom to exchange thots and brainrot about your wonderful wonderful work.

    I was feeling very soft today, forgive me I love yous *mwah*

    Crush

    Summary: Joel Miller has a crush for the first time in thirty years, and he isn't sure what the hell to do about it.

    Pairing: Joel Miller x f!Reader

    Word count: ~3.5k

    Warnings: flirting, fluff, Ellie and Tommy bonding by playing matchmaker and annoying Joel, assumed unrequited affection, mentions of violence, menace status Ellie and Tommy, Joel might be ooc but I can't tell, Joel has a lil bit of a voice kink lmao if you squint

    A/N: This fic came to me like a premonition. Joel is so weird because he doesn't know how to deal with having a crush and I think its very cute. Anyway, thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy!

    Joel ain’t quite sure how it happens. 

    One day, you’re just one out of the many in Jackson. The next, Tommy’s teasing him over having a crush. 

    Crush. 

    Like what? He’d asked. Like a damn kid? 

    Exactly like a damn kid, Tommy had answered. Just like a damn kid. Ain’t ever seen you like this, big brother. 

    It’s horrifying, because it's true. He's enamored, smitten. He has a fuckin' crush.

    It becomes worse when Ellie notices. 

    “She got something stuck to her backside or something? Why are you looking at her so much?” Ellie openly squints across the room at you. 

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    𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐮𝐱𝐮𝐫𝐲.

    Just doing through his very first burnout.

    shh, Nathan Wagner popped into my Spotify "liked songs" so we have this.

    what I’d give to be in between this man’s thighs….

    Down in Flames (modern!HOTD) 2

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    pairings: modern!Aegon x reader & modern!Aemond x Reader

    summary: Aegon and you are just not working out. He disappears and you need a night out with your girls. Drama ensues of course, its never that easy with the band.

    warnings: language, drinking, cheating, general sensual themes

    word count: 4.9k

    note: thanks for all the lovely comments I really hope you enjoy this part there were several moments i literally cackled writing 🤭💚

    masterlist

    You wake up to a stream of sunlight warming your face, while you lay in Aegon’s bed. Your bed. But Aegon’s bed. The bed you mostly share, if you’re not fighting. You groan looking at the clock. 

    7:06 AM. Shit.

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    Modern! Aemond is probably the most irresistible man you’ve ever seen.

    Though he’s lost his eye due to a childhood accident, it has not made him any less of a gentleman and a mysterious one at that.

    He only spoke when he was meant to, only for the enrichment of his studies, which he took extremely seriously.

    Unlike Aegon, his older brother who loved to boast about his frat, and the fact that he had a yacht a bit too much for any closeness to bloom between you.

    You liked Aemond, but not enough to follow his every step. Well, in reality it was just hard balancing being on top of your class, and have a crush in your early twenties.

    Still, the mysterious Political Science major involved himself in various clubs and activities hosted by the University. It was impossible not to bump into him, because you were part of many of them as well.

    It was at one of these club meeting, more specifically, chess, that you finally got a moment to speak with the man you secretly admired in every possible way.

    He politely introduced himself and shook your hand, a small smile in his face that you’d never seen before. One that almost distracted you from the fact that he was now your rival. You introduced yourself as well, way too nervous to say anything else.

    When the match started, he showed you no mercy, almost underestimating you. Still, you stood your ground, and for what seemed like the longest time, you actually won.

    He seemed a bit shocked. To be fair, he’d been champion for years. Yet you still wouldn’t fear any opponent, not even your bachelors degree level crush.

    He seemed charmed by the way you smiled politely, and simply collected your things and walked away. You were shaking too much to do anything else tbh.

    He didn’t even get a boastful comment, or any other way to hear your voice other than when you introduced yourself. But he knew exactly who you were.

    He’s not really too fond of pursuing people, much less dating, but he wanted to get to know you at least.

    He caught up with you days later in your shared Math class. He never spoke in that class, and neither did you, it was always just timeless rambles from your professor.

    Coincidentally, you had presentations that same week, you each had to explain the importance of Math in your certain field of expertise.

    You killed it, yet again.

    Aemond was trying to catch up, while it seemed that you were effortlessly just so good at the things he considered himself the best at.

    He was beginning to grow impatient to uncover this mystery of who you were. But he’d never ask Aegon for help, he would never shut up about it.

    Until he saw you with Helaena! His sweet sister was your friend, and you seemed to be emitting giggles from the upperclassman as you chatted about trivial things under the school gardens.

    Aemond’s intrigue was killing him now. Who the hell were you? And why had he never seen you the way he did now?

    He knew the answer was plain and simple, he had seen you, and watched you all throughout the beginning of your careers, but he never spoke to you. He always found it easy to be busy with other things to think about interpersonal relationships.

    So why is he so desperate to know you?

    You began to feel the way he stared at you. How he began to walk up to Helaena when she was with you because he lost his house keys.

    Until Helaena got tired of being the awkward third wheel and decided to help him get with you and stop the charades.

    He denied the simp allegations ❗️

    But even Aegon backed up Helaena on this, it was growing pathetic and he didn’t even have a clue of half the plot going on.

    Helaena asked if she could set you up with a “blind date” (she’s wrong as hell for that one)

    You hesitated greatly, first because you were not really into anyone at the moment and didn’t know how to tell her you liked her brother. And second because this seemed like some sort of trafficking scheme even though you knew she would never do such a thing to you.

    Eventually she told you she would never set you up with anyone she wasn’t 100% sure was worthy of you, so you took the number to get it over with.

    You didn’t text him until you had paced around, done your homework, paced around some more, and had a mild panic attack, so a bit after dinner!

    The mystery man replied back, and you grew intrigued at his unusually good grammar even through the screen.

    You talked about daily matters, topics of interests, and suddenly you got the impatience of asking him his name but he would not comply. Until you threatened to block him if it was a prank.

    And then you had a second panic attack.

    HELAENA HAD SET YOU UP WITH HER BROTHER. SHE KNEW OF THE WHOLE “perfectly repressed” CRUSH.

    You freaked out, texting him if he knew this was you. It couldn’t be, he couldn’t have known.

    He eventually comes clean and admits he wanted to get to know you, but didn’t know how to approach you, and he had no choice but to listen to Helaena.

    You agreed to meet up at your favorite local coffee shop to have a chess rematch! Whooped him again and he got visibly frustrated.

    “You’re so busy building up walls and protecting your pieces, that you forget I can still use my own pieces to attack you.”

    Your words made him smile.

    The date was genuinely so sweet. You played again, and again until you were finally both even, spoke of books, and critiqued films. It was honestly the best feeling ever to have someone that genuinely connected to you on so many topics and it was the same for him!

    He walked you to your dorm respectfully, and asked when he could see you again <3

    After that, the coffee spot days became walking together to math class, and giving each other rides to chess matches, even taking Helaena to her own matches to cheer for her.

    Aemond had never felt so in love before, and neither had you. The attraction was obvious, and in no time he asked you to be his girlfriend <3

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